So here we are again. You’re thinking about spending (let’s be frugal) about a grand or so to set up your poker room. Well, apart from the fact that grand isn’t going to go much farther than a decent table and maybe a nice chip set, you’re probably about to make one of the worst decisions of your life.

For one thing, everybody knows that all of the action is online. What have you been doing for the last seven years? You’d be far better off spending that same amount of money on a decent computer and a high-speed internet connection, because that’s all you need to play a decent game of poker in the 21st Century (and actually, you don’t even really need that much, because you can play at pretty much any online poker room or online casino USA on a low-end computer with a relatively low-speed connection).

Oh sure, when you watch poker you see all of the pros gathered around a real table instead of sitting in front of a computer. There’s fancy shuffling machines and special chips and cards and the felt is brushed every five minutes by trained endangered monkeys wearing diamond codpieces. Or something like that. Whatever the case, it’s kind of burned into your brain that you’ve got to play at a nice table to be like the pros. I blame the media, and that evil rock-and-roll music that all the kids listen to nowadays.

Seriously, though, you’re not all about image and style and fashion, are you? You’re about poker. Playing poker. Getting down and dirty with the Hold’em. You could care less how you look, or whether the cherry wood of the table legs matches the chartreuse drapes. C’mon, already! It’s about the poker.

And there’s no place with less BS than online poker rooms. You don’t have to deal with anything but playing poker. No worrying about looks or image or celebrity BS — just good ol’ fashioned poker the way it was meant to be: two turntables and a microphone (so to speak). And maybe some online slots…but that’s it. Nothing more…

Like online poker rooms being dedicated to only the game of poker, there are many online casinos dedicated to online slots. For example jackpot city online slots offers slot lovers enough games to fill their hearts desire. All that is need is a quick visit and a secure casino download and you can have endless games at your fingertips!